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Last Week Tonight with John Oliver: Miss America Pageant
Trust me, watch this segment. It’s fantastic, not just for the humour, but for the excellent investigative journalism that they put into it too.
Every week I think that I could not POSSIBLY love John Oliver more, and every week he proves me wrong.
This might just be the best yet.
How the fuck are these still around
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THIS IS VERY VERY VERY REAL AND VERY RELEVANT.
the smarter u are the more men arent funny
realist thing i’ve read all day.
“Four years ago I was just a guy who had a crush on a girl who had a boyfriend. And I had to do the hardest thing I ever had to do, which was just to wait. Don’t get me wrong I flirted with her. Pam, I can now admit in front of friends and family that I do know how to make a photocopy. I didn’t need your help that many times. And do you remember how long it took you to teach me to drive stick? (Pam: Like a year). I’ve been driving stick since high school. For a really long time that’s all I had. Little moments with a girl who saw me as a friend. And a lot of people told me I was crazy to wait this long for a date with a girl who I worked with, but I think, even then I knew, I was waiting for my wife.”
…my husband will be a Jim Halpert.
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